Mundungus Fletcher

Cor, them hags don't half stink. They're everywhere too. Getting into everything. Making it difficult for a man to make an honest living. And they're right creepy too. Always lurking about and talking about 'babbies'. Ain't going to find no 'babbies' in Knockturn. Leastways not legally anyway. Maybe not illegally either though I don't know about anything like that. That stuff's not right. You don't go getting rid of family.

Sometimes forget it's near on Halloween when I'm down in Knockturn. Not a big deal down there and hell, I don't exactly get it either. Dunno. Maybe I just missed something about the whole thing. We never did much about it when I was a kid. Always liked the feast at Hogwarts though. Worth it for the food back then. Shame I don't get to have a feast like that these days. I'd be all for Halloween if I got a feast every year.

Cor blimey but them Muggles don't have much of a sense of humour. A man's just doing a bit of business over a pint or two of lager and he ends up doing a bit of porridge. It's just not right. Spose I'd best get home and explain this to Ma. She's going to go off her trolley but it's best to get that sort of thing over and done with. No sense letting it drag on.

( Mundungus Fletcher )